John & Klelijah
Status He loves her as much as his tiny little heart can. He's totally whipped.
First Met The Chat
Intimacy Level John spent 70k on a gift for her in poker. He feels bad when he takes her money. They play chess and draw my thing together. She's probably the only person in the chat John actually likes.
Nicknames Klohn
Offspring Klelijah doesn't like children, and we all know who wears the pants in the relationship.



  • The two are usually in the chat late at night together.
  • John gets upset when you cockblock them.
  • They both have shitty taste in music.
  • Klelijah claims that John is in no way whipped, but we all know that's a lie.
  • Klelijah is the only person to beat John at chess.
  • Klelijah appears to call John 'Dragi'. Apparently that means "dear" or "darling."